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The worst dress in history ?

worst prom dress

A creation by Ivory Coast designer Anderson D during Dakar Fashion Week, 2010. REUTERS/Finbarr O’Reilly

Hey, the Dress Company, I’m a very strict father with a parenting question. My daughter’s prom is next month, and…

. . . . Sorry to interrupt you, sir, but what kind of school has a prom in August ?

It’s a summer school prom. Anyway, you know how kids behave at those things, and I’m afraid the boys will be trying to get her to do you-know-what. So I’m looking to find a prom dress that will keep her absolutely safe.

. . . . That’s a tall order, but I believe I’ve found a dress so totally freakish that your daughter’s prom experience is guaranteed to scar her for life and require years of therapy.

That’s just what I want! What does it look like?

DAKAR-FASHION

Hmmmm. Well, I don’t know. Remember, she needs to be INCREDIBLY unattractive.

. . . . Trust me. In this dress she could prance through Death Row talking nasty at the top of her lungs, and she wouldn’t get a second glance. Now let’s talk about some wooden clogs for her to wear with it.

From:http://blogs.reuters.com